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December 21, 2013

Derline

Filed under: A new word in English — pramath @ 10:43 AM

Derline n.,v. Normal typesetting without an underline. MS Word(R) by defaults enters text derline. You have to press ‘ctrl+U’ to un-derline the text.

Celebrity hit-and-runs

Filed under: Indian politics and economy — pramath @ 10:41 AM

Q: Which Bollywood celebrity is least likely to be tangled in a hit-and-run case?

A: Saif Ali Khan. (Pun: Safe Ali Khan :-))

My cousin’s husband

Filed under: All in the Family,Marital Bliss — pramath @ 10:38 AM

On 25th anniversary of his marriage with my famous entomologist and no-comparison cook cousin, top toxicologists of the world wanted to study his body.

The couple proudly agreed.

They found more Digenes(R) than genes in his body.

November 19, 2013

Indian Women Bank and Asaram Bapu

Filed under: Indian politics and economy — pramath @ 9:37 AM

Government today inaugurated Indian Women Bank.

Readers, this is NOT the same concept as operations of Asaram Bapu.

November 5, 2013

Value of pi proven to be zero

Filed under: Indian politics and economy — pramath @ 10:07 AM

opinionsonions = pi

but what are opinion polls without onions? Nothing = 0. Even Congress says “no onions, no opinions”.

So, pi = opinions – onions = 0.

Hence proved.

Why is India behind in Science and Technology?


Cricket_versus_Mars

To my Indian friends who can’t see the reason, read the last line and compare the priority of Cricket over anything, including maiden mission to Mars! :-)

October 23, 2013

Can’t see anything!

Filed under: All in the Family,Around children — pramath @ 7:47 AM

“Wake up, you are getting late for the school!” shouted mom.

“But mom, I can’t see anything!” pleaded the young one.

“Oh, just shut up and open your eyes first!” popped the elder one.

September 20, 2013

Bad news and good news

Filed under: All in the Family,Around children — pramath @ 4:58 AM

I had a long day. The young one, who is nine, came to me and with a VERY serious face started:

“Papa, I have a good news and a bad news. Which one do you want me to start with?”

Given my mood, I said: “Start with the bad news first.”

“The bad news is, there is no good news and the good news is that there is no bad news!!!”

September 16, 2013

India sets measles elimination goal


India sets measles elimination goal.

You’d probably agree that with enemies like measles to eliminate, politicians don’t need riots!

And, bless you Sam Pitroda!

Britain’s academics to produce ‘doomsday list’ of catestrophic events

Filed under: Indian politics and economy — pramath @ 6:39 AM

The link for the news is here.

We want to highlight that possibility of UPA-3 doesn’t figure in the list!

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