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December 21, 2013
Q: Which Bollywood celebrity is least likely to be tangled in a hit-and-run case?
A: Saif Ali Khan. (Pun: Safe Ali Khan :-))
On 25th anniversary of his marriage with my famous entomologist and no-comparison cook cousin, top toxicologists of the world wanted to study his body.
The couple proudly agreed.
They found more Digenes(R) than genes in his body.
November 19, 2013
Government today inaugurated Indian Women Bank.
Readers, this is NOT the same concept as operations of Asaram Bapu.
November 5, 2013
opinions – onions = pi
but what are opinion polls without onions? Nothing = 0. Even Congress says “no onions, no opinions”.
So, pi = opinions – onions = 0.
To my Indian friends who can’t see the reason, read the last line and compare the priority of Cricket over anything, including maiden mission to Mars!
October 23, 2013
“Wake up, you are getting late for the school!” shouted mom.
“But mom, I can’t see anything!” pleaded the young one.
“Oh, just shut up and open your eyes first!” popped the elder one.
September 20, 2013
I had a long day. The young one, who is nine, came to me and with a VERY serious face started:
“Papa, I have a good news and a bad news. Which one do you want me to start with?”
Given my mood, I said: “Start with the bad news first.”
“The bad news is, there is no good news and the good news is that there is no bad news!!!”
September 16, 2013
You’d probably agree that with enemies like measles to eliminate, politicians don’t need riots!
And, bless you Sam Pitroda!
The link for the news is here.
We want to highlight that possibility of UPA-3 doesn’t figure in the list!