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January 9, 2010

My figure conscious wife

Filed under: Marital Bliss — pramath @ 1:18 PM

(Wednesday, 16 March 2005)

My wife is extremely figure conscious.

In the 1st year of marriage, she looked like the figure 1.

In the 8th year of marriage, she looks like the figure 8.

Do not rush to console me. I can’t wait for a couple of years. Say till our 10th anniversary.

My guess is like an amoeba, she will split in two – one woman will have figure 0 but the other will continue to look like figure 1 for next 10 years!

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