(Does anyone remember a union minister resigning for his wife selling some stocks a few years back?)
The finance minister went to a psychiatrist. The doctor asked: “What is wrong with you, honorable minister?”
“I am having a nightmare this tax season.”
“Please describe it for me!”
“I dream that people of India suddenly turned honest. There were huge queues in front of Income Tax offices to file the returns for 15 days.
To make the matter worse, there was no police control because the wave of honesty had reached even the police staff!”
“Should it not be called a dream of a finance minister?”
“But I saw me and my wife filing honest returns!”