One of my uncles is an astrologer. Once he complained: “You don’t call up regularly!”
I said: “That fine uncle. We do call you up to ask how you are doing every now and then!”
“How do we know how you guys are doing if you call so infrequently?”
“Being an astrologer, you know how we are doing, don’t you?”
Ever since then I can speak only to my aunt over the phone.