Jokes – freshness guaranteed

January 16, 2010

Reducing weight

The doctor was anyway determined to advise me. Both of us were a bit unhappy having each other.

The doctor continued: “As per the weight scale, you need to reduce 9 kgs (20 lbs) of weight.”

I am also a  very fit guy. There is no way I can reduce so much without risking my health. So I asked: “Is it OK if we chop off my one hand and one leg to achieve that goal?”

That was it! The doctor lost it. He called up the reception and asked: “Sister, do we offer psychiatric health check up in the package this gentleman has bought?”



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