I am a teetotaler.
I went for a complete health check up. The doctor found nothing majorly wrong.
Yes, the blood pressure was marginally high – 5 points or so. I attribute this in part to the anticipation of bills and in the other part to some beautiful nurses around.
However, the doctor is supposed to say something more serious. So he told me: “Please stay away from alcohol.”
I said: “I will have to convince my neighbor to quit!”