In my high school days, I had a hobby of learning alphabets. Cyrillic (Russian) was one of the earliest I picked up.
My grandma started bothering me. “Good boy, why don’t you teach me to read that alphabet?”
“Grandma, you are 90 and you won’t go to Russia. Why do you need to learn?”
“I need to learn as many languages as possible as quickly as I can!”
“Who knows up there what languages would they be posting signs?”