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March 30, 2011

Investment opportunity

Filed under: Unsolicited calls to K. Chandrasekhar Rao — pramath @ 9:34 AM

“May I talk to Chandrashekhar Rao please?”

“This is he.”

“Sir, I have a great investment opportunity in our new unit linked insurance plan!” [Artificial enthusiasm]

“Oh yes! That is a fantastic opportunity!” [With 10 times more enthusiasm than the caller] “I have heard about it and seen advertisements on TV – and even recorded it for entertainment!”

“Sir, how about investing in them?”

“Invest, my friend, invest! Invest as much as you can!”

“Sir, may I know your full name?”

“What do you want to do with my full name?”

“Well, if you don’t give it to me, how can I start the paper work?”

“I am asking you to invest. I am already invested in insurance! Tell me, how much money do you have in your bank account?”

[Grave silence for a minute. Caller cuts the line.]


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