Jokes – freshness guaranteed

April 13, 2011

Grandpa is an American!

Filed under: All in the Family,Around children — pramath @ 5:44 AM

The younger one has caught geography bug. What could be more exciting than reading maps and statistics – when you had become comfortable with reading just six months back? After all, that is where you find hardest to read names, colors, rivers, mountains, sea, countries – and dad might have a friend from that country!

And it is summer. Grandparents have just arrived for a summer full of fun. What better guinea pigs are available?

Grandpa is old – nearly a dozen times older than the younger one.

“Grandpa, you must be an American!”

“Me? Not at all! I am an Indian.”

“How old are you?”

“76.”

“There you go! Look at this map. It tells average life span of an Indian male is 65 years. You must be an American to get THAT old!”

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