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May 9, 2011

Are you happy?

Filed under: Astrology, palmistry etc. — pramath @ 4:15 AM

Returning to work on Monday morning, I saw a bump on my friend’s forehead.

“What happened?”

“You know I was planning to go to that spiritual retreat of that guru?”

“Yes!”

“There he came touching devotees’ foreheads with a bucket of flowers and asking ‘Are you happy, my son?’.”

“Hmm.”

“People replied in ‘yes’ or ‘no’ and then he asked for the reason.”

“Well, where does this bump come in?”

“Have patience! He asked me the same question – ‘Are you happy, my son?’

I replied ‘Yes!’

He asked ‘What makes you happy?’

I replied ‘Because my wife is at home!’

He slammed the bucket on my forehead!”

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