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August 5, 2011

Alert about spread of Botanical Porn on Internet!

Filed under: Math, Science, Technology and Environment — pramath @ 10:54 AM

Historically, pornography predates human civilization’s ability to speak, write or paint. Human dreams are the oldest examples of this controversial aspect of creativity.

Our researchers have uncovered one wide-spread type of pornography that was undetected so far – the Botanical Porn.

We take the opportunity to warn all the concerned netizens about rampant growth in this kind of display of plant genitalia – and even downright displays of the “act”, assisted by animals such as butterflies.

Our cultural experts find laxity towards Botanical erotic display. Here are a few examples:

  • It is shamelessly and publicly displayed on the roads of capitals of nations of the world inclusive of Riyadh and Tehran
  • Name of the capital of Ethiopia, Addis Ababa, itself is very suggestive from botanical perspective
  • The so-called PDA shy society of India is also pretty unaware about this socially damaging porn. In Bangalore, there are even public shows of Botanical Porn at Lal Bagh, where people go paying high prices of tickets
  • Botanical porn is displayed in movies pervasively by Hollywood, Bollywood, Sandalwood, Tollywood – and even in Pakistan-originated Lollywood
  • In Japan, celebration of the onset of cherry intimacy time is publicly viewed and cheered
  • Almost every school and college, where our young generation is studying, is full of botanical porn displays
  • Commercialization of botanical porn is so much (simply put ‘pornification’) that clothes of even new born babies are printed with those smutty pictures
  • In the dark alleys of Shanghai, our experts have found specimen of Botanical Porn on greeting cards
  • In marriages of South American country Ecuador, social functions, inclusive of burials and funerals, typically don’t end without some display of botanical porn
  • and poetry – just leave it there!

Therefore it is imperative to the spread of virtue and checking the vices that

  • All the public displays of Botanical eroticism be banned immediately
  • All the trees and plants be guarded from public eyes from the display of their reproductive organs and the show of intimacy through animals

Spread of Internet has just made spread of porn easier. Ease of access of information and abundance of bandwidth, not to add the limitless exchange of ideas, has made porn through Internet a serious concern to parents and police states. Internet explosion has resulted in widespread of ‘unnatural’ form of pornography like gastronomical porn and downright bestiality and now Botanical Porn.

However, all is not lost. We will fight poison with poison. We will use Internet to stop such shameless display of sexual acts. Please keep visiting the site https://originaljokes.wordpress.com for upcoming worldwide campaign for uprooting Botanical Porn.

PS:

Botanical Pornography is so common that our readers may miss to notice it altogether. So it was necessary to show an example here.

Publishing such an example puts us on the wrong box ironically! However, for the benevolent purpose of public education and heavy heart, we are putting a little blurred image to show an example of Botanical Pornography. Please think twice before scrolling down.

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