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August 5, 2011

You may be able to speak with chimps, after all!

Filed under: Unsolicited calls to K. Chandrasekhar Rao — pramath @ 6:53 AM

“May I talk to K. Chandrasekhar Rao please?”



“Actually you have called jungles of Cameroon and you are talking to a chimpanzee.”

(Suppressed laughter from the caller.) “May I know your name please, sir?”

“It is (in chimpanzee like sound) vyewivyewivyewivyewi.”

(Now the caller tries to address me but he is too shy to mimic a chimpanzee in front of his colleagues. So he settles for a closer human sound.)

“So Mr. Wow Wow Wow,”

(Cutting him half way) “My name is not Wow Wow Wow. My name is vyewivyewivyewivyewi.  Please say it again!

(Now the caller realizes his mistake. Hangs up the call.)


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