This one comes from my younger son recently. My wife was telling him stories of Ramayana.
“… and then Shravana took the pot to the river and started filling in water by sinking it – buD, buD, … King Dasharatha, an avid archer thought he is hearing an animal drinking water. So he shot an arrow and hit Shravana. …”
“He must be a pathetic archer! A good archer should hit the pot and not someone holding it!”
That day we realized that my younger son’s literary senses are out-shined by his reasoning.