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August 22, 2011

Mrs. Vashishtha Roy on Anna Hazare

Filed under: Indian politics and economy,Mrs. Vashishtha Roy — pramath @ 4:13 PM

Mrs. Vashishtha Roy says “I’d rather not be Anna.”

We all agree. She better doesn’t be Anna.

Some of us may even go farther and say she better doesn’t be at all.

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June 10, 2011

Baba Ramdev’s fast against black money and Mrs. Vashishtha Roy

Filed under: Indian politics and economy,Mrs. Vashishtha Roy — pramath @ 7:08 AM

Q: Why is Mrs. Vashishtha Roy silent on Baba Ramdev’s fast against black money?

A: Mrs. Vashishtha Roy is against discrimination based on color. So black-shlack – she is against money. Period.

December 15, 2010

A movie on Mrs. Vashishtha Roy?

Filed under: Mrs. Vashishtha Roy — pramath @ 6:20 AM

Often mere mortals wonder why don’t they shoot (a movie) on Mrs. Vashishtha Roy.

The problem is with the theme: should it be ‘delusion of grandeur’ or ‘grandeur of delusion’?

Mrs. Vashishtha Roy gets a Nobel Prize in literature

Filed under: Mrs. Vashishtha Roy — pramath @ 6:12 AM

Though most readers would classify Mrs. Vashishtha Roy’s literary genre as “litter-ature”, it is believed that she is chosen for a Nobel Prize in literature.

Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT being chosen for “not writing more litter-ature”.

Her creative genius often overflows that famous thin line (between genius and …). She is famous for discovering Gandhi in gun-trotters and downtrodden-ness in erstwhile oppressors.

Had she been a physicist! She could have circumvented the law of causality!

Had she been a mathematician! “A beautiful mind” would have been shot in Bollywood and would have silenced “Silence of Lamb”!

Her psychiatrist is also being strongly considered for a Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine.

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