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January 2, 2012

व्याकरणम्

Filed under: संस्कृत,Non-English language specific — pramath @ 4:52 PM

निर्गता चिन्ता यस्मात् सः = निश्चिंतः मूर्खः

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November 22, 2011

भारतीय सर्वेक्षण विभागस्य आगामी मुद्रालेखः

Filed under: संस्कृत,Non-English language specific — pramath @ 10:11 AM

भारतीय सर्वेक्षण विभागस्य आगामी मुद्रालेखः

सर्वे [Survey] सन्तु निरामयाः

May 30, 2011

मूकम् करोति वाचालम्

Filed under: संस्कृत — pramath @ 4:44 AM

परमानन्दमाधवः मूकम् अकरोत् वाचालम्.

किम् वाचालस्य दोषः?  का माधवस्य कृपा?

May 29, 2011

जयश्च सत्यञ्च

Filed under: संस्कृत — pramath @ 4:28 PM

भारतदेशस्य मुद्रालेखः “सत्यमेव जयते”

अस्य जगतस्य मुद्रालेखः “जयतीति सत्यम्”

February 9, 2011

परावलंबनम्

Filed under: संस्कृत — pramath @ 10:16 AM

महेश पाहिमाम् मुदा गिरीश पाहिमाम् सदा भवार्णवे निमज्जत त्वमेऽवमेऽसि तारक:

रावलंबनं झटित्यहोधुना प्रदीयताम् नमामि नाटकेश्वरम् भजामि हाटकेश्वरम्!

(श्रीमक्कंकराचार्यविकृत हाटकेश्वराष्टकमेति स्तुत्या)

November 29, 2010

A Christian Vokkaliga Name

Filed under: ಕನ್ನಡ — pramath @ 4:52 AM

ಲೇಂಬೆಗೌಡ – Lamb-e-Go(w)d(a)

October 27, 2010

षड्गुणानि

Filed under: संस्कृत — pramath @ 6:05 AM

कार्येषु मंत्री करणेषु दास: अर्थे कल्पवृक्ष: शयनेषु श्वान:

दुःखेषु मित्र: क्षमया च शेष: षड्‍गुणाभिधानो पतिर्भाग्यवान:

January 16, 2010

Protected: About Rubb, rubber and blasphemy

Filed under: ਪਂਜਾਬੀ,Terroristan and Oilistan — pramath @ 4:57 PM

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What a mess!

Filed under: Around children,ಕನ್ನಡ — pramath @ 7:43 AM

(Monday, 14 July 2008)

Last Thursday the elder one got down the school bus with a mixture of tears and rage. “They called me a pig!”

“Who?”

“A, B and C!”

“Three of them?”

“Oh yes!”

“Why?”

“I wanted to play ‘Hand Cricket’ with them. They said there is no space on the seat – and straight away they called me a hog!”

***

On Friday, the three boys and the elder one got down the bus bruised. “Uncle! He called us ‘three little pigs’!”

“Oh, yes! I did! Yesterday you called me a pig too!”

“When did we call you a pig, you liar?”

I intervened: “Well, he did complain yesterday!”

“But we did not!”

“Boy! What did they call you when there was no space on the seat?”

“A hog – to be exact!”

“A hog? We did not call him a hog!”

“Hogo!”

“Wait a moment, boys! Tell me which language do you speak within yourselves?”

“Kannada!”

“And you asked him to go away, right?”

“Yes!”

Now I am silent for a few moments. Then I turned to my son and asked:  “Do you know they told you ‘hogu‘ in Kannada – that is ‘Go!’ in English?”

My son apologized.

January 15, 2010

शत्रुमध्ये

Filed under: संस्कृत — pramath @ 6:02 PM

विवाहे विषादे प्रमादे प्रवासे जने चारण्ये पर्वते शत्रुमध्ये

अरण्ये शरण्ये सदा माम् प्रपाहि गतिस्त्वं गतिस्त्वं त्वमेका भवानि

( श्रीमक्कंकराचार्यकृत भवान्यष्टकम्:७)

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