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August 12, 2010

Husband is responsible for the weight gain

Filed under: All in the Family,Marital Bliss,Overweight — pramath @ 7:50 AM

“Let me tell you the truth!” She was crying. “YOU are responsible for my weight problems!”

“Me?”

“Yes. You!”

“How?”

“Don’t you dream big?”

“Everyone should!”

“And don’t you tell me that I am your dream girl?”

January 15, 2010

Double advantage of an expensive diet

Filed under: Overweight — pramath @ 4:08 PM

(Wednesday, 10 January 2007)

[Applicable to Indian situation. Indians believe eating almonds improves memory. In India, almond oil is much more expensive than other edible oils.]

Q: Why did the forgetful overweight wished he had eaten items fried in almond oil?

A: Double advantage: first, his memory would have been better and second, his weight could be under control.

Multiple machines weighing

Filed under: Math, Science, Technology and Environment,Overweight — pramath @ 4:06 PM

(Wednesday, 10 January 2007)

Q: Why did the overweight got his weight checked in a planetarium on “Your Weight on All Planets”?

A: He hoped to get it distributed.

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