Some rogue elements of Terroristan army brutally killed Indian soldiers.
Entire India boiled over.
The prime minister of India called up the envoy of Terroristan and conveyed to him the message: “If you don’t reign your army, we will take stern steps to push you into the stone age!”
The envoy reportedly smiled and replied: “Terroristan are already there, your excellency!”
Terroristan dreams of running tanks on Bangalore roads.
They probably don’t understand that only tanks can run on Bangalore roads. Everything else has to crawl to dodge potholes!
Government of Terroristan had a grand plan of a great firewall akin to China’s. It wanted to block 50 million sites.
Later the government dropped the plan to firewall those sites due to concerns from various stakeholders.
It is said that the most effective argument came from Interpol: “They should not be worried about malicious contents of outside sites reaching out to some of their citizens. They should be worried about some of their malicious citizens reaching out to outside sites.”
Terroristan parliament is worried about being overpowered by current military.
Indian parliament is worried about being overpowered by an ex-servicemen!
Q: Do you think like in India, fasting until death for a Lok Pal in Terroristan may succeed?
A: No. People are starving to death in Terroristan anyway!
Q: Why does Terroristan want an effective Lok Pal?
A: (Oh, the imaginary land of terror! Thou art so full of contradictions!)
Terror is the state policy of Terroristan. It is not very effective against India because people are already so terrorized by their own corruption.
An effective Lok Pal may end corruption. That will generate some Return on Investment (RoI) for poor Terroristan!
Q: Why does not Terroristan want an effective Lok Pal?
A: Corrupt countries can’t end terror against them. Look at how the US got its criminals for 9/11 but India has not got its criminals for 26/11. So far as India is corrupt, Terroristan is safe!
The TChief Scientist of nuclear program of Terroristan declared that nuclear arsenal of Terroristan is absolutely safe.
It ought to be.
Most of it was in the hands of terrorist hard to catch by the rest of the world!
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